omfg why am I laughing so hard at this asdfghjkl;’

bailey1rox:

emilys-plush-rump:

rufiosexual:

valsstupidity:

the-oncelers-plush-rump:

url-goes-here:

once-lerspajamas:

evil-biggering:

dittolicous:

convenientonce-lersleep:

hannah-ler:

waywardswaggabond:

theycallithotchocolate:

feloniusfiend:

I made one of those meme fill-in-the-blank-things for The Lorax… it took forever to make and I should be studying but what the heck.

Also, I completely randomly generated the order of the results so I didn’t give myself the best results.

Mine is: I ate marshmallows with the Once-ler’s mom because how bad could it possibly be?

Have fun!

I sang a duet with a Truffula Tree because the Once-ler is a sexy beanpole

um how

I ran a company with Old Once-ler to impress a girl/guy.

Oh.

I knitted a Thneed with Greed-ler to live out my headcanon.

omg this is perfect.

I ate marshmallows with Billboard Once-ler to impress a guy.

Who was I trying to impress that bad?

I knitted a Thneed with the Once-ler’s mom because I am undeterred by reality.

Indeed I am.

I painted a mural with a box of cereal because I am on Tumblr too often.

I painted a mural with Ted Wiggins to stay stupid, baby. 

Myes. 

I man a company with a grandfather snail because there’s nothing unmanly about it, no sir!

8I

i broke my promise to a plate of pancakes because i was bored. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT REEEALLY HARD ABOUT BOREDOM?

GOD shgfasjdhg

I tried to impress The Once-Ler because he liked my bunny pajamas.

Yes good.

I danced the disco with Old Once-Ler to live out my headcanon.

H E L P 

i floated down stream with uncle ubb yo stay stupid baby.

fhuh whattt

Mine is: I sang a duet with O’Hare because I had no choice.

I broke my promise to the oak-a-matic because I’m on tumblr too often

SEEMS LEGIT

papigerard:

SCREAMS I WAS SUCH A FAG

oh my gOD

/Screams

sparklefap:

twentysixdays:

Patrick Stump playing with MCR, Warped Tour 2005

“I played with My Chemical Romance once, at Warped tour. I played a song with them on drums. It was awesome. I was really nervous though because I hadn’t played drums in, like, 5 years. I’m sitting in this little trailer, like a backstage room, and I’m sitting there and I’m practising my ass off and Gerard’s like, “dude! It’s OK, man, calm down!”, and I’m like “NO NO NO! I haven’t played in FIVE YEARS! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!”. I took it really seriously and the song’s, like, two minutes long.

Was it one of their really fast ones?

Yeah, it was…was it ‘Thank You For The Venom’? Can’t remember the name of it, can’t remember what song I played. But it was one of their fast ones.

That’s SO unfair. You wanna be doing one of their slow ballads.

I chose that song! And I did pretty well, except Bob Bryar, the drummer, likes to set his drums pretty far away, and he plays with his arms instead of his wrists. And so I couldn’t come up with some of the really fast fills, cos I don’t have the arm strength that he does. He’s a lot more buff than people give him credit for.”

even patrick stump got kicked out of mcr when he tried to drum for them

Everyone used to drum for My Chemical Romance.